Su-Con

also know as saw-con.

su-con deez nuts.
hah got em.

"what's su-con, anyways?"
"su-con deez nutz, got em."

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Con Crunch

The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.

I can't come over today. I'm in a con crunch mode.

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scented con

scented con a place where 6-50 year olds go to when they wanna have sex with someone also theyre really horny when they play this and then the game gets banned then they join a new scented con then a new one then there mom/dad catches them then they get an ass whoopen

people in scented con

6 year old: "ABc fOr SXeX
50 year old: "abc"

6 year old: "iM PrEGnAnT"
50 year old: "GOODBYE"

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body-con

Short for "body-conscious." Fashion movement characterized by tight body-hugging clothing; also, way to describe clothes in body-con style.

Girl 1: This skirt is really cute, but it's so tight that you can see every little bulge.

Girl 2: Well it IS body-con - just wear spanx underneath and it'll look great.

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Scented cons

A place where Online daters go in Roblox that are most likely 9-12, or 35-80. the game allows searing and adds genitals to your character, such as a Booty

(at Scented cons)
9 year old: wanna have seggs?

creepy 50 yr: sure

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Bae Con

When a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig.

As a pig farmer, I gotta remain diligent to avoid bae cons.

Clop-Con

The single biggest gathering in the world of People with a love of My Little Pony porn and My Little Pony porn accessories to come together and discuss things like Futa, Inflation, Human X Pony etc. As a related topic.

Two days after returning from Clop-Con Jerry noticed his sexy Twilight Sparkle pin up posters were missing.

Jerry: "Dad where are my Clop-Con posters?"

His Dad : "In the trash god damn it!"