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where two or more people are having an argument or fight and whoever wins is the bigest ass hole.
I saw my boss having an ass hole contest with his boss.
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A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.
We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.
A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.
Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.
They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
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1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you
Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack
When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
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