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A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.
BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.
I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.
The amount of space for essential personnel to work in a congested work environment, during the covid19 pandemic.
Captain: " Matt, I'm ordering you to move desks. You are in Sheila's Corona Sphere."
A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
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Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
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People that panic buy toilet paper and pasta during a virus outbreak
I'm so sick of these Corona Cunts buying all the fucking toilet paper
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similar to the coriolis effect, after having too many beers the world seems to move in curved lines
after ten beers, he began to experience teh corona effect
The psychologically destructive act of spreading mis or dis-information regarding an individuals COVID test results.
Hey, did you hear Sarah tested COVID Positive...the dirty bitch.
Don't be a Corona Bully...you know damn well that she's negative; YOU just wanna hook up with her boyfriend...who's the Corona Bully now, bitch?