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Someone who is too afraid of the Covid 19 that already fotgot what being a man means.
Dude, John is such a covid faggot. He is wearing a mask alone, inside his own car!
The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.
I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!
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A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.
Dude 1. I feel like shit. This is the second time I've contracted the coronavirus.
Dude 2. I feel for you bro. It's tough being a covid-38.
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The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.
Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15
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"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.
Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."
When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".
Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.
The biggest cockblock in history
Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19
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