Random
Source Code
Random
Expletive commonly uttered by 14 year old World of Warcraft fanboys upon realization that they slept through their stop on the train. Not used in anger, but rather a more pathetic, resided to failure tone.
"Sir, When's Wlimington?"
" Last Stop"
"WHAT????? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT??? NOOOOOOOO...... *SIGH* Crud-Knuckles...."
3👍 5👎
Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
3👍 6👎
A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!
(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
9👍 3👎
A piece of trash, utter shit. This term is a variation of the phrase "hunka-hunka burning love" from the song "Burning Love" by the one and only Elvis Presley.
During the week of August 16 (Elvis death anniversary) a TV network had an "Elvis flick" about how his ghost haunts the city of Memphis and gives advice to some local residents. The TV guide said that the TV movie would make Elvis spin in his grave - don't waste your time, it's a hunka-hunka burning crud.
18👍 15👎
A word that can be used in place of any word, WHAT THE FUCK, more like WHAT THE CRUD, it is also used when one is scared to say an actual cuss word, like, what the crud man, you crud bucket, you can’t even say real crudding cusses.
What the crud man
Bruh, jim is such a crudding idiot
This test is so crudding hard
Crud you, you crud bucket
When someone fucks up someone else’s shit, or just does something overall to hurt or inconvenience an individual/organization/building
Dude when Luke threw up in Charlie’s car it was crud!
Dude let’s go crud the Principal
Damn bro there’s trash all over my crib i got crudded