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The technique of inconveniently raising your arm and flexing your bicep muscle while drinking a beverage to simultaneously impress onlookers while quenching your thirst.
Chad is such a faggot! He's bro drinking his muscle milk in the middle of physics class.
What people in New Orleans call a soda
Say Woadie get me a cold drink out the ice-box
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The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda!
Friend: You know they have craft cocktails here, right?
Me: I dont know. It's my panic drink.
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1. Phrase designed to express that you've had too many drinks, you actually wanted to say "I'm drunk" and "I've had too many drinks" but the alcohol makes you mix the two into "I'm drinks".
-Why are you zigzagging like that?
-I'm drinks
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A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.
Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.
Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.
Fancy a spot of Power Drinking old chap?
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When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.
The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.
If someone says they went to Burger King and "got a suicide," it is not a cause for panic, nor are they making a quip about how unhealthy the food is.
They are instead referring to a mixture of at least two but usually three or more sodas. Legend has it, all suicides taste the same.
Not typically used to refer to alcoholic drinks, which may lead to actual suicide (if accidental). To avoid confusion, "suicide drink" can also be used.
I got a suicide (drink) at Burger King with Coke, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Sprite. Tastes exactly like every other suicide I've ever made.
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