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figure 8

when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")

A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!

by brentionary March 17, 2009

87๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


full figured

A politically correct term for "fat".

She wanted to set me up with her friend who she called "full figured". I said no thanks.

by Klopek007 July 10, 2006

546๐Ÿ‘ 502๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

by FVZA May 21, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

by DefineItSam November 6, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Figure Outerer

A person who figures things out

I figured it out, therefore I am a figure outerer.

by Etzel August 26, 2014


hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."

by CheshireGrin92 December 22, 2015


Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021