full figured

A politically correct term for "fat".

She wanted to set me up with her friend who she called "full figured". I said no thanks.

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Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

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figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

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pubic figure

A public figure, but more hairy.

Damn, look at all the important people working in the White House, they must be deemed pubic figures... at least the hairy ones.

Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

Figure skater

Someone who puts themselves through so much mental and physical pain and no one knows why. They are always exhausted. Always. Usually practice ends in tears and we are all dealing constant body regulation but we love to skate we promise. Also the sparkly dresses duh

Wow that figure skater looks tired

hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."