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When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.
Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.
After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.
"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"
"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."
When you go to the bathroom, take a shit (wiping and flushing optional), masturbate and then shower.
I'm finally home from work, time for a fisherman's triple.
When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.
Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday
I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".
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To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.
My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.
angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
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a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met
"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"
"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"
"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."
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A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.
Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.
Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe
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