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100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off
use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.
When you go from being cringe, to having somewhat of a redemption arc, to being cringe again. It can be in any given amount of time but usually around a year between each.
person a: “damn i remember u being super cringe in middle school but for some reason u were kinda chill in 7th grade”
person b: “yea i went thru the quadratic cringe formula in middle school”
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Very little is known about this species which are closely related to humans.
Two things are known about them.
1: they are ruthless with bans.
2:they are opposed to anything fun or any jokes/memes.
Banned by the R/FoRmuLA 1 MoDeRaToRs
Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)
Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.
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It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!
Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.
Plankton: shit
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A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.
To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.
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1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"
2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation
From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":
"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"
Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."
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