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When a chronic masturbator locks himself into a room and literally builds a wall of used tissues. Usually a 12 or 13 year old boy.
Dad: Have you seen Adam?
Mom: No.
Dad: I think he's been in his bedroom all weekend, blocking us off by his Cum Fort. It smells terrible.
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The most wonderful town in Colorado where the beer flows like wine. Commonly referred to as: Fort Fun, The Fort, and Fo Co.
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One sentence fully describes Fort minor : "Work of art"
expressing hip hop in ways unimaginable. New style of hip hop thats irreplaceble. Beats with sound thats irerasable from the mind. Lyrics that moves the heart, mind, body, and soul. Your head will be rockin to the beat of the sounds, to the lyrics that comes out of this mans mouth. this man is Michael kenji shinoda. true artist with true feelins speakin about the "truth" about life. the "truth " shall set you free. With fort minor truth is released , as you hear as they preach, with the new kind of beats. Your bound to jump out your seat and buy the Cds.
'the rising tied" in stores now, you bounded to take a bow, to your true hip hop masters. A tid that no brick or fence can stop. A wave of artist that have been sent to shape the world for people of all ages, young and old. this S#$T was sold.
Bobby and boy are brothers. Bobby listens to fort minor, and loves mike shinodas style, and his style of wrting. In this scene Bobby breaks in his own house, He use to rob people, but noe since listening to "The rising tied" Bobby uses his aggressiveness to good use.
Bobby : Get your PunkA$$ up and buy the CD
(points pistol at boy)
boy; Okay! Okay! Take whatever you want! Don't hurt me.... I'm going
(boy gets up from bed and rushes for shoes)
Bobby; Foo you think i'm playing, what you don't like this S#$T?
boy: sure I do....
(bobby points pistol at boy)
Bobby: Thats not what i want to hear, motha trucker
(boy cries)
Bobby: Say it......NOW!
Boy: Okay! Okay (boy cries) I LOVE THIS S@#T! I LOVE THE RISING TIED
Bobby: thats what I wanted to hear, now move A$$
(Boy tries to put shoes on)
Bobby: "Wait a minute..What the F$%K you doin?"
Boy: Putting my shoes on
Bobby : Foo you think I'm playin, you better get you A$$ out that door NOW!Your shoes are not important foo F$#K FACE!
(Bobby Shoots celing, boy runs out the door, to music store,)
Boy: okay, but later I'm tellin mom!
(bobby whips the tears from his face)
Bobby: my work is done here, time to go next door.
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Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.
Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.
A state park on the northern edge of the Oregon Coast. Very popular for the throngs of tourists that descend on Astoria and Seaside in the summer. Has several trails for pedestrians and biking. Located on a section of the coast that allows redneck locals and d-bag tourists to drive their pickups and SUVs on the beach.
Welcome to Fort Stevens State Park where if the elbow-to-elbow camping gets to you, you can blow off some steam by cruising down the beach and run over birds and other people's dogs.
Also known as the most miserable place on earth. Commonly found 6 miles south of Delta Juction, Alaska but has also been encountered in horrific nightmares.
We passed Fort Greely on our scenic drive through Alaska and knew that all hope was lost. Our car immediately proceeded to stall and bears savagely devoured my entire family.
Fort Minor - An old Fort, that was only Minor.
Whoops wrong definition...
Fort Minor - A side project created by Mike Shinoda. Featuring Styles of Beyond.
And if you havn't heard of Fort Minor and or hate them: Don't talk to me, we can't be friends anymore. Stop staring at me! Stop crying! -walks away-
For to knowing of what this is I have examples.
If you watch MTV they often show the music video 'Where'd You Go'. That is Fort Minor.
(And these are from 'The Rising Tied)
There are other songs like,
Remember The Name
Red To Black
Petrified
Believe Me
(There are more but I am to lazy to contnue the list)
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