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When someone is eating a lot of something or eating something very fast.
Wow he's fucken that shit up, he's eating so fast
A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it
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Affects males only. The act of damaging near-at-hand objects in times of extreme anger or frustration, usin only the balls and their resident sack, which are swung in a bull-dozer type motion. Also known as scrotum inviciblus inus your face-us.
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Tom: Phil's gettin angry... and he's home alone.
Desmond: Dude, i hope he dont fucken hoo-haa the tv agen.
Tom: The tv? Wot about the dog?
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Fred: Hey Murph, wot happened to ur face?
Murphy: Was asleep last nite and Gary stumbled in fucking drunk and fucken hoo-haa'd me.
Fred: Then wot?
Murphy: No question about it, i went fucken hoo-haa.
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When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.
Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.
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A South African proverb.
Expresses intense grief or disbelief.
"We ate all the food before you could arrive"
"Ye Wena Fucken how are you guys"
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beavis iz a fucken dumb ass cuz hes sooo stupid
butthead saiz "im wearing a birthday suit"
beavis saiz "o0oo0o is it clear"
butthead "lmao....ur a fucken dumb ass"
beavis saiz "lol"
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It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass
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