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The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.
I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.
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A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt
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A younger woman who carries on with an older man.
Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!
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Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.
Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".
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Someones who really fucking unfunny.
Have you heard about this guy named John? Hes such a geezer clone.
A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.
Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
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