Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

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fillet gloves

Edge-proof (but not point-proof) gloves made out of some tough yet flexible material, such as kevlar, to protect your hands while filleting fish.

Unlike mice and rats, hamsters and gerbils usually bite when they are first handled, and then they stay in their cage for the rest of their life. If you buy your kid a hamster or a gerbil that has not been handled a lot, then buy some fillet gloves and handle it yourself for about a week until it gets really tame.

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glove slap

Challenging people to duels knowing they won't accept, all just to get your way

Glove slap, I don't take crap

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loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.

Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"

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Niko's Gloves

the only thing people care about now in Gta IV, Rumored to have been taken out of the game at the last second...god damn you rockstar..

Niko's gloves are harder to find than Bigfoot...because they dont exist

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Meat Glove

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?

Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.

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Glove Weenie

The act of taking off latex gloves in the manner that the middle finger looks like a penis.

Look in the trash can at the glove weenie I made earlier.

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