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When having sex with your partner, while they are laying flat on their stomach you take your penis and insert it between their buttcheeks, pressing their buns around your shaft, making it look like a foot long hot dog
I was smashing last night and ended up giving her the hot dog Dodson!
The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
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An uncircumcised penis. The origin of the term derives from the fact that the foreskin wrapped around the shaft of an uncircumcised penis is reminiscent of the bacon wrapped around the weiner of the traditional Mexican street hot dog.
I thought he was Jewish until he took off his underwear and I saw he had a Mexican hot dog.
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“wow punky is so cool, i wish ghd would stop being such a green hot dog to her”
When you have a hankering for a hot dog, usually of the chili variety. You go to the nearing food shack and order up a hot dog with all the fixins. Once the waitress brings it out you just devour that hot dog. Once your done you reminisce on how delicious the hot dogs was, when suddenly your thoughts interrupted by sudden cramping and boiling sensations in your lower abdomen. You quickly rush to the bathroom as if the building were on fire, once you reach the bathroom the hot dog to hot dog soup cycle has reached its end. The hot, watery, stank ass crap you take is known as hot dog soup.
William: Say Denny you think you gunna be able to finish that double decker hot dog you ordered?
Denny: I'm thinkin' not so much big Fella...but I can tell by the signals my stomach is sendin' me I'm gunna have a different kind of leftovers to take home!
William: What you me Denny? Am I missin' something?!
Denny: C'mon Willy, I'm gunna have a hot helping of hot dog soup in my britches right quick! Cause there ain't no way I'm making it to the bathroom!
William: Shewt Cousin! I best have the waitress bring us a to-go container right quick!
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Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.
After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.
1. A girl who has had so much sex, that the mans penis flops round in her vagina.
2. A Man with a small penis, that flops around in a girls vagina.
3. Sad combination of both. (Its likely to happen too, cuz if she has hallway, then she likes the sex, and you have a penis, albeit small, you still have a good chance)
"Dude Tracy is a slutbucket, I was flopping around like a Hot Dog In A hallway"
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