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The Igloo theory, also known as the snowtrapped theory, is the theory that if two people that hate eachother get stuck in a cold place (ex.: an igloo) together, due to being cold, either one is going to murder the other or they will have sexual intercourse
Dude 1: Yo we should totally trap those two ennemies in an igloo.
Dude 2: Why is that so?
Dude 1: Because they will either kill eachother or have sex, it's the igloo theory
Dude 2: That sound unrealistic, but yeah, we should try that on some people. How about world leaders?
Dude 1: Sure!
Eskimo Igloo - sexual pleasure using snow or ice-cream place it in a female's anal cavity and then inserting your penis after
Tonight for sex can you give me an Eskimo igloo
I would like for you to pleasure me with an Eskimo igloo
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The act of soaking and enclosing a woman's vagina with fresh wet pubes where you then flash freeze in order to form the igloo. You then climax in the igloo and poke a hole to let the bodily fluids release the steam. It feels amazing :).
The nurse I slept with was sooo freaky that she hairy-igloo'd herself and made me fuck her icy bush. Despite how extremely disturbing and weird it sounds, it felt so surreal.
its when you suck on an ice cube while performing oral on another.
"MAN! Betty, your igloo sensation was better than Janices"
Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails
Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!
Someone who opened pornhub while they're in atarctica. They received an advertisement, that recommended to look through nearby Igloos for local penguins to fuck with.
Dude 1: Have you seen the recent ads on the hub?
Dude 2: Yeah! There's a bunch of local penguins in our area. I'll go check the other igloos.
Dude 1: Oh god... You're an Igloo Fuckboi.
Someone who opened pornhub while they're in antarctica. They received an advertisement, that recommended to look through nearby Igloos for local penguins to fuck with.
Dude 1: Have you seen the recent ads on the hub?
Dude 2: Yeah! There's a bunch of local penguins in our area. I'll go check the other igloos.
Dude 1: Oh god... You're an Igloo Fuckboi.