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A Kelsey, in short, is an intelligence void. It is the IQ Level, lower than vegetable, meaning that this person has a negative IQ. Just being close to this person can cause slow and painful brain loss, which will result in the eventual transformation into a vegetable and Kelsey as well.
Dude... it is soooo awesome to hang out with Kelsey... yea... totally... ghhhra...daa...da.
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Total cutie, thinks you are a little girl if you dont do what she wants. Is always fun to be around, unless she doesnt talk at all..... ever.. even during awkward silences... Once you get used to her awkwardness you will learn to get along with her and it wont be too awkward. She seems to act hyper and crazy with everyone except you so dont get your hopes up. other than that kelsey is a fine specimen of a women and is sure to brighten up your day .
Person 1: Dude did you just hear that horrible noise?
Person 2: Yeah i know its piercing its gotta be a "kelsey."
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Kelsey is a somewhat weird gurl.. she tends to just laugh when people say shes pretty cuz she knows its not true. Dont lie to her face! shell kick it in. She tends to use words most people find weird. She says that things will be ok but deep down she knows its not true. And unless you make her mad shell always love you. She knows how to kick butt but can be very nice at the same time.
i have nothing to put here. yet! but if you have a picture of a kelsey like this feel free to add it =
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THE finest female ever.
But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest gurl AIR PHILIPPINES has ever seen.
one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
Can do tricks with her chest... its more of a gift that she has.
AIR PHILIPPINE'S cutty buddy.
THE Definition of G.G.W.B GoodGodWaddaBooty
DUDES WANT HER, LADIES WANNA BE HER.
WOAH! did you see the trick Kelsey can do??? its crazy!
GOOD GOD KELSEY! youz a tall glass of water...... AND IM THIRSTAY....
DAMNNNNNNNNN! Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. YOU GOT A PRETTY ASS NAME KELSEY.
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A name for a girl who lurks facebook. Not only will she spend hours liking every one of your posts, she will know things about you that you don't even know about yourself.
Damn, that girl is a kelsey. She's been lurking facebook all day!
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most bad ass, extremely athletic and sexy person, typically a smart ass but cares a lot about the people he is closest to, hard core and slightly cocky but never lets it all go to his head. typically the quickest with comebacks, loves to listen to people, and enjoys proving people wrong. always up for a challenge and hates losing!
-that guy is so sarcastic, its funny
- i know he is such a kelsey
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A type of heavily cocaine addicted prostitute often seen outside of rural petrol stations working for a nice price
That chick who was working at the BP was such a kelsei!
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