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A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)
Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.
Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"
Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"
Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"
Person 2: "Hahahahaha
When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!
Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.
Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!
the act of coming into ones mothers vagina
derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother
when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL
little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.