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Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.
Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.
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Could be a Stripper's name.
(Hope you enjoy more of my play-on
words & rhyme combinations)
(LOL TBH... I have no a clue 4 a sentence)
1. I can't think of a sentence with Leopard Print Pussy
*Laziness grows*
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Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.
Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.
A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"
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September 24th and October 22end are national leopard gecko day. The day to appreciate leopard geckos.
G : Look at this cute gecko
B : Today is national leopard gecko day! This is a blessing!
G : oH mY gAwD it’s so CUTEEEEE ITS SMILING AHBWHSHWHAHAHAHSSBBS AAAAAA
The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
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a sexual position were a woman is upside down, tied up, gagged down, and choked all while the man is face fucking her grandmother's ashes and while calling your father and confessing your love for him and that y'all should leave to Germany.
him: hey you wanna do The Arizona Snow Leopard Ride?
her: sure!
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A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."