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When an attractive photo is posted on twitter and someone finds it attractive, they quote RT it and share it to their timeline or "lob it to their TL"
girl: *posts selfie on twitter*
dude: damn she's hot *quote RTs with "lobs to tl" at the end*
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A set up for a joke so obvious that pretty much anyone could go for it. Analogous to an easy pitch that anyone could hit out of the park.
He: So we're having fish tacos tonight. I've never tried fish tacos before.
She: Where were you last night?
He: Oh. Right. I guess that was a pretty soft lob, looking back on it.
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a sexual phrase analagous to ejaculation that is used by people who don't give a fuck
Spencer: Hey, Ashley was looking hot last night what do you think?
Mike: Yeah man, I'd throw her a lob.
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Definition; to take it up the anal canal unwillingly.
The people at work are really being loblollied this month. I will lob lolly this boss.
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In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.
I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.
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The act of lying on the floor face down, with your ass facing a toilet. You then take a projectile turd (aimed at the toilet bowl). Please note: your turd does not have to land in the toilet for it to be considered a lob shot.
Awesome! Bob just attempted a lob shot and he sunk it! I think he had corn for dinner too!
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The female equivalent of blue balls. Named for the sudden rush of blood to the labia when she is aroused, causing swelling, throbbing, especially when the female is unable to get her rocks off from said arousal.
Nicole spotted the strapping young man from across the bar. She made eyes at him, so she approached. Before Nicole could make her move, the young man's girlfriend emerged from the restroom to sweep her man up, leaving Nicole with a tremendous lob throb (LOB-THROB).
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