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Australian Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair. Originated from the similarity in shape of a woman's public hair to the shape of Australian Island State of Tasmania.
When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.
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The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
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1. A pictorial representation of the the island state south of the Australian mainland.
2. Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to (1).
Ted: Yeah, Doreen said I she get a taste of things south, so I thought I'd venture down Hobart way. Or should I go to Devonport?
Maurie: Tough call, mate. Hey Denise! Come in to the loungeroom. Spread your map of Tasmania wide so Ted can get a good look and pick up some ideas. When I go down there, I reckon you should spend some time lingering on the mountain in the north. It worth your time and will be well appreciated. Don't just plunge in to the valleys of the deep south, you'll come back too soon.
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An individual's visualization of an area based on their known sense of direction.
"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.
"She got to California using her mental-map of the United States since she knew it was somewhere East."
"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."
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A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!
They just got done with a round of Map of Africa. I just Map of Africa'd on myself.
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A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.
Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.
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The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on:
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
Connie: “Holy shit, Jen! What happened to you last night?”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”