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The lord of memes
The best fucking meme dealer around
Dabs like a boss
Oh shit that persons such a Maria
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One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. Marias are usually church goers (hence the name) and will correct you if you say Oh my God. She's always making new friends wherever she goes. Tends to call herself fat but she's got a perfect body... Marias have beautiful blue eyes and the brightest blonde hair you will ever see. If you become friends with a Maria Don't stab her in the back. theyre good listeners and trustworthy with secrets.
She's not afraid to be herself and is a strong girl.
I'm glad I have a Maria in my life, she's my best friend and I'm never going to lose her.
Katie "You see that pretty blue eyed girl over there?"
Cody "Yeah?"
Katie "she's a Maria"
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The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.
The song. "Maria.. I just met a girl named Maria."
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Maria is some lit ass girl who'll always have your back no matter what shes a main g, you'll always wanna be her cause shes most probably just better than you.
you: i want to be like maria!
person: yeah same boi!
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The most annoying older sister but she is short asf which makes it cute but you hurt her lil sister she will be more then glad to fight a bitch. Dont get on a Maria's bad side just buy her mexican candy and she will love you.
Omg did you know lissett gave maria a bag of mexican candy so she wouldnt kill her ex boyfriend but did it any way?
She never listens
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Maria is introverted and shy, a pure and loving soul. She is quircky, witty and smart. She is sometimes naive because she only wants to see the good in people. She might seem innocent and sweet but, she gets easily carried away by thoughts of intense passion and lust. Once she invites you to her world, you'll find yourself struck by love harder than ever before.
"Yo, your girlfriend is such a 10/10 dude! What's her name?" - Guy 1
"Hah - Maria, of course" - Guy 2
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A shy, gorgeous, reliable and talented goddess that will always have your back and be your partner in crime till the end!
Girl 1: your bff is a slag
Girl 2: nah her names maria
Girl 1: so what?
Girls 2: so she’s 100x better then you could ever be