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ex message

text from your ex.

Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.

Antonio - hey you got a text message.

Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.

Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.

Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?

Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.

Brad - Oh how lovely.

Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?

Brad - erm yeah sure.

Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.

Brad - Right...

Antonio - You're so hot.

Brad - What?

Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.

by Rickitson January 18, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ex Messages

When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.

I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.

by ALY79 July 11, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


message board

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olymoics, enen if you win you're still retarded!" -Some picture

That pretty much sums it up. The most futile activity in the world is trying to argue on the internet, because rather than real life where you actually engage the person, the internet has not advanced so far.

Another problem is that anyone can have access to the internet, so even if you post a sincere message, some degenerate little snot is always waiting with a smart alecky comment and a smiley, which according to them constitutes an actual argument. What's even worse, there are often a pack of idiots waiting to agree with them.

Here's an example:

quote="Me"And that's why I believe the Bible. /quote

quote="Idiot 1"You believe a book of fairy tales! /quote

quote="Idiot 2"HaHa! It's so true! /quote

Now, do you think I'm going to make any sort of breakthrough with these posters? No, that is impossible. And don't even try to back up your point with any evidence. If you post a link, they'll just say:

quote="Idiot"That source is clearly biased, it can't be trusted! /quote

Of course an unbiased source is impossible, everyone favours one thing or another. Another way is to merely cut and paste the info, but then they'll say:

quote="Idiot"Where are your links? You made that up! /quote

You see what I'm getting at. Sometimes people will just come up with a really stupid excuse for an argument, then repeat it over and over, or until another idiot comes to back them up.

quote="Me"Homosexuality is wrong, that's what the Bible says. /quote

quote="Idiot 1"Maybe your just trying to hide your own homosexual urges! That's why your gay-bashing! /quote

quote="Me"I wasn't gay bashing. I never said I hated gay people, I said it was wrong according to the Bible. /quote

quote="Idiot 1"Trying to hide the truth with your condemnation! /quote

quote="Idiot 2"HaHa! It's so true! /quote

Do they have any proof? No. Was I truly doing what they were accusing my of? No. All they know is that there argument sounds good to them, so they can and will use it to dismiss any logical response. If you stop arguing, it will be as though they were right, if you continue, they will step up the assault and ridicule you so it appears to the audience as if they are right. And face it, idiot like that are never short of sympathizers waiting to respond.

Other popular tactics include negative projection, name calling, typing in all capital letters, long questions, faulty information, exclamation marks, spamming, trolling, and any combination of the above. Refuse to respond, and they say:

quote="Idiot"So you can't defend you position! I win! /quote

But if you respond, chances are you'll get wrapped up in the same tactics they do, and they'll say:

quote="Idiot"Why can't you respond logically instead of in emotional outbursts? Is that a sign of weakness? Argument by emotion is a very poor way to respond! /quote

Do I really need an example after all that?

by Betterthanyouguy September 11, 2004

134๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sext Messaging

IM or texting with sexual content.

Sext messaging:

Chief J: "I'm going to rip into you like a chain saw."

or

D1: "I need you to come over and play doctor. I need a full pelvic exam."

by Pledge J January 5, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


sext message

A cell phone "text message" with the direct intent of creating a sexual thought for the recipient about the sender; Meant to flirt with the recipient in a way that cannot be expressed via a voice call.

These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.

They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."

He's hot; I'm gonna sext message him right now.

by Naaadz June 25, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Comment-Message

When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).

(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!

(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!

(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P

(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!

by Darklinkkyle March 10, 2011

2960๐Ÿ‘ 2914๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 3, 2009