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verb. To make astonishingly shittier or to give a fecal matter coating.
Dude, she totally michiganated my dick last night.
It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.
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The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!
Yale Michigan makes me depressed.
On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.
I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.
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Snort cocaine Through your ass and fart it out onto another person
Yo I got mad drunk last night and Michigan sandstormed with this fat hooker from Wisconsin
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Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
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Michigan Star is A Restaurant Rating System. If your restaurant lacks of Flavor, Cleanliness, Design/Ambiance
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"
Billy BadAzz* "How was that restaurant my guy?"
Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"
Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"