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When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw
Jonah wet mosquitoed Ashly
When someone's nose is so fucking long and sharp lookin, it looks like they about to suck all jizz outta your nut sack
"Damn homie, your nose is so long, lookin like a skinny penis attached to your face. Exotic Mosquito lookin ass"
Someone not having enough balls to do something has mosquito size balls.
This crazy ass Danish, white girl has mosquito balls when it comes to demanding money from her stripper boyfriend.
Somebody who sucks the life out of you by complaining.
Quick, everyone act like you are busy, it's that guy again! If it's not one thing, it's another. He is such a drama mosquito.
after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body
My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.
It is a combination of a rat and a mosquito bred and mutated. There are many types of Mosquito Rats, but the basic kind is probably how you vision it to be.
They actually scare younger children with the stories that they suck Diarrhea out of your asshole. These stories are in fact, TRUE.
Younger ones tend to miss the asshole, and go for your eyes or ears, or any other hole in your body. They use a long tentacle-like organ to suck with.
Younger Mosquito Rats are very small compared to the varied sizes of much larger adult ones. Babies are the size of a normal Mosquito, adults can range from the size of a dime, to the size of a school bus.
They usually reside in basement walls, and in rotting food at the grocery store.
It is also possible to take them home in your hair if they are infested at another location. Mosquito Rats will also crawl through other parts of your houses' walls, making scratching noises to scare children so they can make a diarrhea strike.
They CAN fly.
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Josh: "Mom, my ear feels gross, Whats going on?"
Mom: "Musta been a baby Mosquito Rat that missed your butt."
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If you never get Diarrhea, There is a VERY high possibility that Mosquito Rats may be having a feast when you don't even know!
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Any kind of insect repellant spray such as "Off" or "Skin So Soft".
Hand me that mosquito dope, I'm getting bit out here.
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