on the ninja

To get away with something with such stealth and skill that it can only be compared to that of a ninja.

Derived from the term 'on the sly' - To be on the sly, the active of sly. You can do something on the sly, maybe stealing something funny and legendary, like mine and Jimbo's road bollard. You could also have 'slying it'

First guy:
"Hey dude, I looked in the fridge just then and I cant find that steak that I had ready for dinner, Do you know where it went?"

Second guy:
"Not too sure bro, Sam was looking in there before. Maybe he took it on the ninja when no one was looking".

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ninjas

horrible stomach cramps and pains that sneak up on your like a band of ninja fighters

Ohhh god the ninjas! I shouldn't of eaten those eggs, being egg intolerant as I am.

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NINJA

A business acronym for "Need Information, Not Just Advice."

An admonition to provide objective and fact-based data, not subjective opinions.

"Joe keeps telling Dave how American cars are so crappy and unreliable, really slamming them. So now, every time, Dave is like, NINJA, NINJA! Have some real facts ready, or shut up!"

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ninja

In a forum, one who posts while another is still typing his post, making the latter's post seem repetitive or confusing.

dang it! bob ninja'd me and made me look like a total idiot that repeats everything he says!

dang, there are so many ninjas here that the whole thread makes no sense!

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Ninjaing

The Act Of Shop Lifting Or Doing Something Very Ninja Like.

Guy1 "hey what you up to?"
Guy2 "not much just going ninjaing"
Guy1 "oh ok cool could u get me a mars bar?"

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ninja

A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American decent. Used in place of nigger.

That ninja is being loud.

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ninja

Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.

Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game.
Slash: Hey dude.
Torch: What's up, ninja.
Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude.
Torch: Ahp, you lose.

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