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A wet patch left on bed sheets by a women's vaginal discharge during sexual intercourse.
'Your turn to sleep on the wet patch tonight.'
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Holy hotness! This guy is a singer in the boyband Beyond 5. His full name is Terrence Patrick Crowe III, but he goes by Patch. He is from Brisbane, Australia. Aside from singing, Patch enjoys reading, playing sports, and taking showers (he said it himself on twitter.) He has perfect blond hair, blue eyes, an amazing voice, and has a smolder comparable to that of Flynn Rider's from the movie Tangled. He is a really sweet and funny person. You will often catch him laughing at himself onstage. Patch is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He also gives THE BEST hugs ever. Whoever ends up with him will be one lucky girl.
"I went to a Beyond 5 concert and got serenaded by Patch Crowe!" *falls over and dies of happiness*
"Did you see Patch Crowe shimmy up on stage during the Beyond 5 concert? He is the best dancer!"
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The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/BRENDAN1104_468x515.jpg
This is Bologna Patch.
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Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.
“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”
"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."
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A carefully shaved and trimmed patch of facial hair on the chin. Its is designed to tickle a womens vagina at one end while the tongue works the other.
women 1: So I met a guy the other night.
women 2: Oh really! Must have been nice.
women 1: It was sooo amazing... he worked me with a chin patch.
women 2: You lucky bitch!!!! I'm so jealous.
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The art of fooling people into thinking your doing it BIG for personal enjoyment or fulfillment
Foo ima Patch Mouth everyone on Facebook and Say i'm chilling in San Francisco when i'm really at my Mom's Crib
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A popular dance in the Bay Area, created by rapper Mace Dre. The dance involves moving your arms in a trance-like motion, very similar to "feelin' yourself".
Baydestrian 1: Yo, you see that cutti gettin down with the swabbage patch?
Baydestrian 2: Dude goin' hella retarded!
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