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Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.
Let's pencil pack a couple and go smoke on the white house lawn.
When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.
"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"
A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.
AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.
One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.
I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.
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A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.
1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
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