Vaseline & Pepper

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

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Feed the pepper

The act of briefly pouring a drink down ones pants onto their genitalia. It is done mainly with beer or other alcoholic beverages while at parties or pregames.

“Yo, Tommy! Feed the pepper, my guy!”
“Alright, but I don’t really want to spill beer down my Lulu shorts!”

Pepper potts

The one who can keep Tony Stark in line
The realest strawberry blound you will ever meet

Can and will control tony

One of the fee people in Marvel with the coolest superpower ever - making the best life decisions
Fiery women in MCU

Tony Stark: I am gonna make a murder robot

Pepper potts: No
Tony Stark: I am not gonna make a murder robot

Tony Stark: I am gonna have a civil war with my friends

Pepper potts:No
Tony Stark: I am not gonna have a civil war with my friends

Pepper Shaker

A pepper shaker is the opposite of a cougar: it is a girl who dated boys older than her, instead of younger

Damn, Allison is such a pepper shaker. She'd suck her grandpa's dick!

Pepper X

currently the hottest concoction created by the uses of various peppers.

Random boy 1: yo, is the carolina reaper still the hottest?
Random spice oficianado: no bro, Pepper X is.

Pepper Tip

When you masturbate and your pee hole burns like someone sprinkled pepper on it after your done.

“Man I just got done jerking off and my dickhole is on fire”

“Sounds like you got Pepper Tip”

Pool pepper

A vagina.

I need to shave my pool pepper before We go to the beach.