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When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
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A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.
Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.
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The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.
He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.
Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.
He is the Presidential Executive.
The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )
And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".
So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...
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This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!
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Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger
I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.
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The most awesome experience that could possibly be documented by a group of college students hoping to go on a heady road trip. An African-American president was sworn in and about one gozillion people half froze in the streets for hours to support him. There was strugglin', strivin', throbbin', and thrivin', but yeah, everyone was survivin'.
Remember when we went to presidential inauguration 2009 and Barack Obama said "Yes we can!"?
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The election
A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
Puppet on strings demolishes our World
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