Rocket Jesus

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.

Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.

Rocket McNigger

When a black man puts a McDonalds french fry into his dickhole then stick his penis into a woman's asshole and ejaculates the fry deep inside her asshole like a rocketship taking off

Guy 1: Last night i gave this thot a Rocket McNigger
Guy 2: What the fuck is that
Guy 1: Google it

Rez Rocket

A fucked up car that HAULS ASS on a dirt road. These cars can be found on any rez.

That fuckin rez rocket passed me.

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donk rocket

A donk rocket is when you are having anal sex and the person you are screwing farts, causing your penis to shoot out like a rocket.

"Dude, I shouldn't have let Annie eat beans last night."
"Why not?"
"She got really gassy and donk rocketed me like 5 times."

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rocket sauce

a term referring generally to sperm. This was most notably used by the popular band Tenacious D in their short-lived show on HBO.

Jables drank the magical rocket sauce in order to beat the demon.

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spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

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res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.