A phrase to use when you lack an adjective in your conversation.
Derived from the shortcut key for the thesaurus in a microsoft word document.
person 1: and thats what temporal summation is...
person 2: ok i get the meaning but put it into context its just so..... shift F7
The book itself was an anecdotal account of the trials and tribulations of the dpression. Harsh, Oblique, Shift F7 and somewhat beautiful in its portrayal.
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When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.
Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!
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When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.
That Glen shift was awful. I think I got whiplash...
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The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.
Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!
Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!
A fellow co-worker of your's that is willing to cover anyone shift when asked. Be it for the extra hours or that they don't have lives.
Barbara: Hey Raymond, Could you work my Saturday 3:00pm to 11 shift? I've got a hair appointment...
Raymond: Hell no bitch! I'm not your shift whore.
On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer
Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!
Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.
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