poop smile

The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.

Ryan: why you smiling?

Josh: I'm pooping bro.

Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.

Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.

Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!

Other:

Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?

Tonya: yeah why?

Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.

Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!

Courtney: game on bitch!

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gummy smile

an adorable thing Min Yoongi (suga, agust d, min suga, genius, wants to be a rock in his next life, owns a $3 chain, infires) does

suga’s gummy smile is so cute!

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healing smile

Yuta

Yuta's healing smile can cure anything.

frog smile

A sexual maneuver that involves at least one man. Works just like leap frog, except the (or a) man drags his genitals up and along the back of his partner.

"So, what's Arin like in bed?"
"He's a monster! Last night he 'showed me his frog smile'. It was so hot."

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Smiling Bob

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Phish Smile

that big, dumb, goofy, shit eating smile you have during a phish shows because they're melting your face clean off

I had a phish smile for an hour after the Deer Creek show

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retail smile

the completely fake, often overdone smile plastered on the faces of retail employees everywhere; usually insincere, as customers really give retail employees nothing to smile about; related closely to people voice

Did you see that guy working at Hollister? He had a total retail smile on his face!