Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.

Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!

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Swine Flu

Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.

Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!

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Swine Flu

1. The only thing other than mexicans that is now attempting to cross the US border in the millions.

2. What you accuse someone of having if u hear a cough.

CNN: the swine flu came from Mexico
The rest of America: No fuckin shit

Passenger 1: Cough*
Passenger 2: Bitch get the fuck out of here u gots the swine flu
Passenger 1: Ill swine flu ua ass if u dont get the fuck outta my face

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Filthy Swine

A Large, Ugly, Obese thing. Usually eating everything, and carries 2 lunchs. (or more) Depends on fries to live.

That man with the 2 lunchs and a pound of fries, is a filthy swine.

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Sand Swine

A derogative term used to describe an Arabic Muslim terrorist . Literally a male penis sucking pig.

"Unit A was field testing the new AA12 when they came into live action killing a group of 20 sand swine in less then 35 seconds."

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Swine Break

You get a week off from school due to swine flu.

"Just like Spring Break!"

"How's your Swine Break going?"

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Swine Flu

An influenza that (supposedly) originated in Mexico. Has potential to become an epidemic. And you thought Mexico had a border?

You're fucked.

Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*

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