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like sloppy seconds but thirds
that hoe was loose like thrashed thirds
Bootleg Th!rd R3!ch that rakes your lawn in autumn
Third rake! Rake my lawn
An unreliable appendage found on males of upright-walking species. More prolifent in warmer areas, especially in the native tribes of Africa, this appendage is not often used for mobility. The original third leg lost its foot in a shoe thousands of years ago and now all later third legs constantly search in shoes for the long-lost foot. The third leg becomes excited when it approaches the shoe found in between the legs of the female of the species, or the boot found on the posterior end of either the male or female of the species. The leg pokes around the shoe or boot looking for its lost foot, and culminates its search by spewing its tendons into the shoe or boot, trying in a last-stitch effort to reconnect the foot.
In prison, the larger males spend most of their time searching for their foots with their third leg for hours among other inmates.
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No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.
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The result of Adolf Hitler seizing control of the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP, which later became known as 'NAZI') in 1919. The party became militant in the 1920's and was transformed into the sole political party in Germany in the 1930's. Hitler abused the trust of the German people and become the genocidal military dictator, Fuhrer and Chancellor, of the then-called Nazi Germany (Third Reich), which joined the Axis powers during World War II. The Allied forces, primarily composed of American, British, and Russian troops, crushed the Nazi military during a long war campaign. Hitler, realizing his defeat, committed suicide, which threw the Third Reich into disarray, and they surrendered soon after.
Hitler led the Third Reich until the Allied forces whooped the Nazis.
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A Popular variation of hacky sack/footbag(Popular in Cambridge, Ontario) Involving 3 People or more, in which the 3rd receiver of the hack(or any receiver after the 3rd man) is able to kick the sack towards any of the other participants. If any of the persons involed in the game is hit by the hack without a recovery on their feet(or any other persons feet)they must be subjected to walking around the circle and receiving a punch by each of the participants(AKA. A walk), with each punch becoming icreasingly harder after each walk(and may end up resulting in elbows after a considerable amount of walks). Any persons leaving the game must receive a final walk. Game is mostly popular among Marijuana Users. There are many ways to gain mulitple walks such as:
Through the legs - 2 walks
Backwards through the legs - 4 walks
A "Four"(cross legged through the legs) - 4 Walks
A "Nine"(between arm and body w/hand on hip) - 9 Walks
Head shot - 2 walks
Hat Knocked off - 12 walks
Hat Knocked Off Backwards - 24 Walks
Yawn Shot(shot in mouth) - 30 Walks
"Im dirrrtchy bored, Whos up for some third man?"
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A person hanging out with two people (usually a couple) that are in a sence leaving him/her out. Called the third wheel because either:
-Having any odd number of wheels on an object generally messes it up.
-Third wheel on a bike makes a tricycle, something thats safe for kids be left alone with.
Well, if your bringing your girlfriend, I'll have to take my cousin with me, don't wanna be the third wheel.
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