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When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...
This is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. You start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). The best part is if executed properly the owner of the toilet will not be able to flush it thus having to remove the atrocity by other means
Dude1: Hey man how was that girls party last night?
Dude2: She got really hammered and told me to leave so I made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.
Dude1: Hahaha maybe she'll think twice about kicking someone out when she's digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!
Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.
Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog
Who's your favourite Muppet?
Kremit The Toad
You Mean Kermit The Frog?
NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!
a member of a crew at a steel plant, primarily those who maintain and operate the blast furnace and who cast the metal during production of steel
The steel toads were sweating buckets yesterday when the furnace got too hot.
A pass in the FIFA video some series that goes at least 150 degrees away from the most obvious and/or optimal target. Usually results in attacking moves instantly breaking down and bafflement amongst teammates.
That was a typical Toad Pass that.
Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night
Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.
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The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.
The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.
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