Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.

For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.

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hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

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tot nog

Another name for semen

Sarah finally wanted a child so I gave her a generous helping of my finest tot nog.

Traitor Tots

The children of a traitor.

Did you hear? Don Junior and Ivanka are Traitor Tots.

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dick tot

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.

That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.

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jelly tots

A type of sweet sold as far as I know just in England...they are alright - quite similar to fruit pastilles

I just ate a jelly tot

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Shitle Tot

What Thiago Alves says to Georges St-Pierre after his fight with BJ Penn on UFC 94. "Shitle Tot" really means "Title Shot". Please take some of your time to go on YouTube, and search up "Shitle Tot".

Thiago Alves - "And, I really want to get the Shitle Tot."
Georges St-Pierre (Thinking) - "What the fuck did he just say?"

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