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Found most commonly at high schools, sporting events, fairs, or any other public gathering space, these individuals tend to be male between the ages of 16 and 37.
They are often seen with dip in the lip, the most notably wear work/cowboy boots, a Lynard Skynard/military/camo hat, and are all about that hunting/fighting/farming/talking about boobs life, despite having neon lights under their pickemup trucks and blast Lil Wayne, Eninem, or whatever hardcore rap is most popular at the time. For formal events, they will usually dawn a wrinkled dress shirt with jeans, dirty boots, a lanyard, and a backwards hat (either camo or snapback).
A close cousin to Kyle's, they may also possess a love of monster energy, but are most fond of Bud Light Platinum.
"So I met a guy yesterday!"
"That's great, what's he like??"
"He loves hunting, being outdoors, Premium Snapchats, dip, weed, grinding, and his favorite artists are Busta Rhymes and Kenny Chesney!"
"Oh honey, he's a yeezy trucker, you've gotta leave him.."
A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.
I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today
a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
Money that is earned by performing sexual favors on over the road truckers.
Paul: Have you seen troy?
Darrell: I think I seen him at the truck stop earning trucker bucks.
Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!