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very very overrated (overrated is an understatement)
why I dont want to go...
1- my year is going to be there (very judgemental people - also they are all assholes)
2- the money involved (I'm really not rich)
3- everybody is very obsessed and I don't have the energy to try that hard for a dance
4- dancing is boring
5- there's no alcohol - i just want to get black-out drunk
6- no date (sadly - though did i mention everyone in my year are assholes)
7- i KNOW i will embarrass myself
8- #introvert
person 1: omg can we go to this prom shop to choose dresses?!
person 2: let's rent an expensive limo!
person 3: I'm going to work out and diet every day so i look good for prom!
person 4: I love prom in the uk!!
me: I'm not going
all: omg why?! It'll be amazing and fun!!
me: no. no, it really really won't
all: you're missing out
me: really, I'm not
Usually a tall, Blonde/Brown haired individual who wears glasses and listens to old school rap such as Eminem or Tupac. He is a narcissistic fellow, who tends to flex and brag about their intelligence even though they are not that smart. Boasting is one of their favourite things to do, because they are insecure and lack self-confidence, and are desperately begging for self- validation. He will believe himself to be smart and manipulative, but this often backfires as his friends and others can see right through his lies.
Connor (UK): "That was Perplexing....... Do you know what that word means?"
Person: "Oh yeah i do actually it mea-
Connor : Lemme tell you what that words means because i'm quite SMART you see-
A chatango pervert who always wants to roleplay. Him being the Uke and you being the seme.
A stuttery role player who speaks like the above mentioned uke chan.
On Chatango:
Uke Chan: h-hello, w-would y-y-y-ou like to t-t-t-ouch me ?
Rolole Playing:
Person one: H-hi my n-n-n-name is y-y-y-yuki
Person Two: What an Uke Chan...
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When a famous British person goes to the US and becomes even more famous. These people are then rejected by the British public. No one in Britain then speak of them.
Person 1: Hey do you still like One Direction?
Person 2: not since they became UK-US.
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Now named as the FATTEST town in the UK, Boston in the Mother town of Boston MA. We have a really rubbish accent, and we are situated in South Lincolnshire, on the coast of the wash and near Skegness (famous holiday resort).
We ahh from Bahston....The one in dahh UK not dahh stoopd 'kin sta's!!
Thats the boston UK accent....>We are from Boston...The one in the UK not the stupid ****ing states!
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UK motoring slang for a model of classic car -- can be either a Morris Minor or Morgan depending on social status of owner.
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Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
It's something you say
And it's going around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
It's something you say
And it's going around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Clap for the bing, bang, bong
Clap for the sing, sang, song
Clap for the ding, dang dong
Clap for the UK, hun! (Woo!)
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song (sing my song)
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (woo!)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong (put your hands up, put your hands up)
Sing, sang, song (put your hands up, let's go!)
Ding, dang, dong (hey!)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (get your hands in the air!)
UK, hun? (Microphone drop)
Bing, bang, bong
Someone do a death drop or something!
DRUK: Bing, bang, bong. Sing, sang, song. Ding, dang, dong. UK, hun?
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