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Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)
My spousal unit is really annoying today.
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Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
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United Vibe is a band created on The X Factor 2018.
In the band are the guys named: Jon Guelas, Jack Tisdall, Elliot Horne, Blaise Duncan and Kieran Harrison.
“Do you ship Jan Tislas from the band United Vibe?”
“United Vibe is one of the best bands in the world!”
A group of Greek Orthodox laity who are nutcases that the laity don't want to hang around.
Hey Banikos, Dimitris, Achileas, Andy, Lagi, Dosia, Maria and Michael look at you nutcases united.
The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!
Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
A standard north american unit of measurment equal to 587 pounds. Used to measure large objects.
A 2010 Chevy Suburban weighs 10.73 saville units.
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A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
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