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The subtle art of being bored 24x7.
OML, I have corAYA virus
A nickname for the Chinese coronavirus of 2020.
The Wuhan virus ruined all kinds of people’s plans in 2020.
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The horrific disease the Jonas Brothers probably have after being groped and touched my Miley Cyrus.
Did you see Miley Cyrus all over the Jonas Brothers on ABC's New Years Eve?!
Yeah they probably caught that Cyrus Virus!
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(n.) a dumb virus that had to cancel all of our plans since some asshole decided to eat a bat. :(
dannielle: “we can’t go to disney world because of the corona virus!”
lani: “i was planning to go to indiana to meet my online bsf but the corona virus canceled it!!”
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(Similar to the G-Virus of Resident Evil)
The zombie-like state which you reside after a day or more on the Greyhound bus, sleeping for five minutes at a time next to someone that smells like an alcohol distillery, and having nothing on your stomach but some Ritz crackers.
"I missed you so much! You look like shit!"
"I've got the G-Virus."
"Wait, she fell asleep in the middle of absence-sex?"
"I can't blame her, man, she'd been awake for three days and had a serious case of the G-Virus."
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Where a computer gets flooded with the End User License Agreements, and must be formatted to get rid of them. Usually 50+ constantly pop-up every time you load your computer.
"Hey, bill, where have you been all day?"
"Formatting my comp. I got the EULA virus..."
"Wow, that sucks!"
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Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"
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