Wife

Dishwasher whom you can legally beat.

Michael: *whips out belt and dick* Shall I whip or wamp my wife today?

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wifee

A derogatory term for a female. Not limited to your wife, but anyone who can cook and clean for you.

"yo wifee, make me some pancakes!"

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Wife

A women you love until your in the mid 70s and her jugs hang past her knees

Why wife is old as dinosaur shit

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Wife

1. Another name for a dishwasher, does mens laundry
2. Great at making sandwiches

Brett: Hey Karen where the fuck is my sandwich whore
Karen: Coming Brett
Chad: what a wife

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Wife

1. A grown girl
2. Someone with boobs.
3. Someone that can be pregnant and have baby
4. Someone to have sex with.

4. I stuck my dick up my wife's vagina and it felt good, she told me to keep doing it.

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wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

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wife

Usually, another term to define two girlfriends, a platonic relationship. Wives aren't necessarily your best friend- just a girlfriend you are close with.

She is my wife, not yours.

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