The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.
She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!
At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.
Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.
Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.
Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.
The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
Wilke is the most fantastic, caring and loving girl in the world. She's open and understanding and will put you first. Other than that, the has the spirit of a carefree child who is always laughing.
That's Wilke, everyone should have a Wilke.
Someone who gets big booty bitches!
Hide our girl a Wilkes is cumming!
Yo did you see Wilkes at that party he abliterated your dogs ass!