fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

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hood wit it

someone who is so ghetto fab, and they have no idea.

Brandy is so hood wit it in her phat farms and baby phat

cheez wit

Used in context when ordering a Philly cheesesteak (in philly), meaning, cheese with onions.

"Hey what you want"
"Yeah let me get a 6 inch, cheese wit.

Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

Cleve-wit

One who appears intellegent but only actually is in small bursts. IE. Someone who you think is smart after a 5 minute conversation.

(Noun) That kid's just a fucking Cleve-wit.

quarter-wit

Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.

He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit.

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dry wit

1.) The ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) Humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends
3.) Cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of Oscar Wilde

John: "Sometimes I wish I could think like you do, it must be fascinating"
Jason: "Was that dry wit?"
John: "Of course not, I truly admire your intellect!"
Jason: "Oh. cool."

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