shoe thief

usually done by a maori. they will take your shoes, or any white persons shoes, then either deface them and wear them, or deface them only to return them later, where you will most probably not want to wear them.

"a shoe thief stole my shoes and put blue vivid dots round the edges...i dont wear them anymore"
"that sucks"

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carpet thief

1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)

2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.

3. Aladdin

4. A badass person

rock on, carpet thief

"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"

"Carpet thief that shit, man."

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sugar thief

Old lady who goes into Burger King and steals all of the sugar packets.

One who commits sugar theft is a sugar thief.

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panty thief

Some one who steals Underware at any chance they can get for there own pleasure

Mr D.Rainey stole Staci's Underware last night what a Panty Thief

Mr D.Rainey was caught stealing Underware off washinglines in my street damn Panty Thief

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Friend thief

when you introduce 2 of your good friends to each other, and they both leave you behind and spend more time with each other

"Jim introduced chris to sophie, and they got on well. so well in fact that they left jim behind! Chris and sophie are both friend thiefs"

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Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

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Thunder Thief

When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.

When someone tries to always outshine you.

Example 1:

I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!

Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"

Example 2:

You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."

Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."

Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.

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