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Clit

Short for clitoris

Ooooh woman, dat a nice clit

by BasicallyIโ€™mGay July 18, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


clit

An imaginary part of female body. Much like an orgasm.

He looked for her clit but gave up after two minutes thus proving it did not exist.

by Fozzy525` December 20, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 414๐Ÿ‘Ž


clit

a person who is the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth, who cannot do anything right. Everybody hates them.

Look at that CLIT, look what he has just done

by scary hairy mary May 29, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clit

carolines nastyass vaginal part, located at the beginning flap

**WARNING**: THE CLIT MAY SQUIRT ON OCCASSION

According to louis delashmet, the clit is slightly pink, flabby at all times, and NOT hairy;)

you wanna see some clit, i wanna see sum C@$H...MAKE IT RAIN CLIT

by Louis Delashmet April 29, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clitful Thinking

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.

Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."

by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020


Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 11, 2014

130๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clit

Jeana ahhhhhh youโ€™re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh donโ€™t stop my clit has never felt so good!

Jeana has a great clit.

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

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