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Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
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(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)
Noun, Proper
An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).
Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"
"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"
"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"
"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"
"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
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Taylor Swift song. Masterpiece. The BRIDGE!!! Taylor performed it live at Tiny Desk. Swifties have a meme with traffic lights. Taylor asks them if it's gonna be alright but they don't know.
A: Have you heard Death by a Thousand Cuts by Taylor Swift?
B: Yes! It's awesoME!
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Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit
"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."
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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(
no two thousand nine.
Being high as fuck on xtc
Damn that nigga is on cloud 9 thousand
when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
The term "The power from a thousand virgins" is used either as an attack in some card games or in real life. It means that one literally would attack (or fuck) their opponents with a force soo strong, it was as if a virgin hitting their hardest a thousand times.
I summon the card that deals The power of a thousand virgins! You're now defeated!