Random
Source Code
Random
A bicycle throttle is when a man gets an erect penis, stands on the front pegs of his bike, his homeboy is pedaling, and the two of them are heading towards a naked woman, and she’s assuming the position. If done successfully, the penis will ram right into the woman, it is a very daring stunt
Damn, Wendy looks like she could really use a bicycle throttle
2👍 2👎
When you are hitting it doggy style and you slip your thumb in her asshole after a long night of drinking
Sean whiskey throttled Nancy after going on a binder
24👍 178👎
Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.
Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.
The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.
My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.
Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.
Whiskey throttle is when you are drunk off your ass and attempt to throttle an engine powered machine and bust your ass.
Jimmy was 3 shots in when he whiskey throttled that CRF50 into a tree!
6👍 39👎
When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.
Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.
Letting one rip with abandon and without care for the safety and well-being of those near you.
Jimmy let an open throttle fart out while he was next to me at the urinal, it's poor bathroom etiquette.
7👍 1👎
When the light you're stopped at changes to green and you floor the accelerator and take off at maximum acceleration rate. Very fun. Term is really only applicable to motorcycles and stick-shift manual cars. Commonly abbreviated as "WOT".
I filtered my way to the front of the light and went wide open throttle when the light hit green. Went 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. Take that cagers!
Going wide open throttle on a motorcycle is literally the funnest thing in the world.
18👍 11👎