tired as hell

being so tired that all of satan's slaves could not compare to tiredness.

God: Dude, I'm tired as Hell after all this work.

tired head

A state of mental exhaustion, typically found in mind-numbing Corporate America, from too much/too frequent ideating, critical thinking, problem solving, innovating, strategizing, or any other fancy word used to describe the overused concept of thinking outside of the box. Effects can be exponentially compounded when experienced within a rigid, process-oriented and/or risk averse environment.

Our attempt over the past two months to re-invent our company's poor excuse for a long-term strategy has officially given me tired head.

Le Tired

When A French Woman is tired and does not want to fire the missiles.
Originated in the end of the world animationat endoftheworld.com

French Man: "Fire the Missiles"
French Woman: "But I am Le Tired"
French Man: "Well, take a nap. THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!"

Kick the tires

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

Tired Ass

A phrase coined by Kahlil Davis. Referring to someone or something that is used up, beat down, run it course, or just a plain lame ass.

Hey bitch why don't you bounce that tired ass around the corner.

stupid tired

When you're so tired you begin to do/say stupid things

She was so stupid tired, that she walked into a wall while mumbling the theme song for Captain Planet