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Everyone knows who he is.
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Rando: Who is Elon Musk?
Me: Bruh.
Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.
He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
Elon Musk is a complete dumbass!
the world's richest and oldest 5 year old
Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.
“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”
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A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole
"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!"
"no way! Your one lucky guy!"
someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.
The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.
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Elon Musk means that even though you're autistic, people still take you seriously, and you can do no wrong even though you've lost a lot of money.
Elon Musk runs 3 companies — but what does he actually do all day?
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