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elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024


elon musk

Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.

“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

by spearshakes May 19, 2022


Elon Musk

A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole

"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!"
"no way! Your one lucky guy!"

by icepyxl March 7, 2023


Elon Musk

someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.

The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.

by TheTrialGamer May 7, 2023


Elon Musk

Elon Musk means that even though you're autistic, people still take you seriously, and you can do no wrong even though you've lost a lot of money.

Elon Musk runs 3 companies — but what does he actually do all day?

by Shadowhawk95 November 23, 2022