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Charlie Sheened

To be intoxicated to the point of incoherence. To take more drugs for longer periods of time than one should safely get away with.

The party last night was insane, everyone got charlie sheened.

by RZ at JEC March 1, 2011

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Charlie Sheen

-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.

-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.

1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!

2. See definition.

3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"

4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"

5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.

by hoopladoopla2 March 5, 2011

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Charlie-Sheened

Verb: (Charleesheened)To charm a lady, have sex with her, make her do sexual things she would never do, and then dump her.

"There goes Vanessa. Man, Mark really 'Charlie-Sheened' her ass last week."

by bill barjol March 12, 2009

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Charlie Sheen

1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.

2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

by Each Hit March 3, 2011

161๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Charlie Sheened

Verb. To be leglessly drunk/ high/ awesome.

Guy 1: Let's go out tonight and get Charlie Sheened.

by Millyz March 14, 2011

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chuck sheen

slang term for where to get cocaine

Do you know where I can get down with chuck sheen?

by Josh Zimmerer October 4, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Getting Sheened

To get hammered
Getting intoxicated beyond all reason
Having a night with porn stars and drugs
Being fired
Buying drugs
Crazy

I'm Getting Sheened tonight!

Honey, had a bad day today. I'm Getting Sheened

id rather be getting sheened right about now

Man, i think i've been getting sheened lately

by Bill Climpton March 10, 2011